Tuesday, December 9, 2014

The Universal Agnostic

Is the word “maybe” frowned upon because parents use the word to avoid saying “no”? Or is it because our brains compel us to take the binary action of choosing a side, taking a stand, deciding once and for all what is true and false, right and wrong, good and bad? The universal agnostic finds comfort in believing that “maybe” is the wisest answer to most of the questions we feel compelled to answer. 

Maybe there are hollows in the earth where unknown races of people dwell. Maybe the stars and unseen vibrations do affect us. Maybe aliens genetically engineered us as a cosmic experiment, and still walk among us. Maybe there really is a secret cabal of overlords who manipulate the politics and economy of the planet and practice mind control. 

Maybe there is a God.       

Thursday, December 4, 2014

Mark your calendar.

December 21 is the winter solstice, in the northern hemisphere
the shortest day and longest night of the year.
Time to bay at the moon and sacrifice a virgin
olive oil bottle to a pan of homemade lasagna.
Take a moment to experience the day and
push good vibrations out to the cosmos
and all it contains.

Friday, November 28, 2014

Happy Stinksgiving

Happy Stinksgiving

Yesterday, I went up to the local CVS to get some wine and ice cream. The cashier was one of those spiky haired Jersey Shore rejects with way to much hair gel, and reeking of some kind of cologne; probably Axe body spray. On the way home, I couldn't get the smell out of my nose. Even when I got home, I still continued to smell the funk. It was like a combination of peanut butter and english leather. It was then when I discovered why I was still smelling it, and where it was coming from.

The smell was on my hands, the CVS plastic bag, and also on the stuff inside. Apparently the cashier transfered the funk of his metrosexual grooming practices to everything he touched, and everything I touched. I had to wash everything when I got home. Even the change he gave me was a little stinky. How could someone be so oblivious to their own oder.

Maybe, these people think that the smell, though overwhelming, is a good smell, or maybe their sense of smell has been deaden by the years of grooming product use. Who knows what kind of toxic chemicals are being used in some of these products. Personally I would rather people go around without deodorant and makeup. It might be a little stinky, but at least in would be non-toxic and harmless, for the most part :)

Tuesday, November 25, 2014


Ponder this....and excuse me to all I know I'll offend....BUT, can we all really totally ignore that we are ALL immigrants to this country, even including the American Indians? your research, and open your hearts, and give thanks that your ancestors were allowed to enter this country and make lives here...for YOU. Try turning your fear and hate energy into finding and supporting solutions for those that are crying out for our help. This is not a political's a human issue....

Monday, November 24, 2014

Red Flags

Top 10 Red Flags

Top 10 Male Red Flags...
1) Clothes that don't fit / Exposed Underwear / Speedos
2) Excessive muscle growth
3) No body hair
4) Gold chains
5) Tattoos or Piercings
6) Baseball cap
7) Pencil beard
8) Tank top
9) Hair product
10) Saying "My baby's Momma", instead of "My wife or girlfriend"

 Top 10 Female Red Flags...
1) Staring into a phone
2) Clothes that don't fit / Exposed Underwear / Thongs
3) Shaving off pubic hair
4) Excessive plastic surgery
5) Tattoos / Tramp stamps or Piercings
6) Too much makeup and or Jewelry
7) Too skinny or too fat
8) Excessively long finger nails
9) Hair extensions
10) White people w/ dreads or cornrows

3-D Yin-Yang