Tuesday, December 9, 2014

The Universal Agnostic

Is the word “maybe” frowned upon because parents use the word to avoid saying “no”? Or is it because our brains compel us to take the binary action of choosing a side, taking a stand, deciding once and for all what is true and false, right and wrong, good and bad? The universal agnostic finds comfort in believing that “maybe” is the wisest answer to most of the questions we feel compelled to answer. 

Maybe there are hollows in the earth where unknown races of people dwell. Maybe the stars and unseen vibrations do affect us. Maybe aliens genetically engineered us as a cosmic experiment, and still walk among us. Maybe there really is a secret cabal of overlords who manipulate the politics and economy of the planet and practice mind control. 

Maybe there is a God.       

Thursday, December 4, 2014

Mark your calendar.

December 21 is the winter solstice, in the northern hemisphere
the shortest day and longest night of the year.
Time to bay at the moon and sacrifice a virgin
olive oil bottle to a pan of homemade lasagna.
Take a moment to experience the day and
push good vibrations out to the cosmos
and all it contains.

Friday, November 28, 2014

Happy Stinksgiving

Happy Stinksgiving

Yesterday, I went up to the local CVS to get some wine and ice cream. The cashier was one of those spiky haired Jersey Shore rejects with way to much hair gel, and reeking of some kind of cologne; probably Axe body spray. On the way home, I couldn't get the smell out of my nose. Even when I got home, I still continued to smell the funk. It was like a combination of peanut butter and english leather. It was then when I discovered why I was still smelling it, and where it was coming from.

The smell was on my hands, the CVS plastic bag, and also on the stuff inside. Apparently the cashier transfered the funk of his metrosexual grooming practices to everything he touched, and everything I touched. I had to wash everything when I got home. Even the change he gave me was a little stinky. How could someone be so oblivious to their own oder.

Maybe, these people think that the smell, though overwhelming, is a good smell, or maybe their sense of smell has been deaden by the years of grooming product use. Who knows what kind of toxic chemicals are being used in some of these products. Personally I would rather people go around without deodorant and makeup. It might be a little stinky, but at least in would be non-toxic and harmless, for the most part :)

Tuesday, November 25, 2014


Ponder this....and excuse me to all I know I'll offend....BUT, can we all really totally ignore that we are ALL immigrants to this country, even including the American Indians? your research, and open your hearts, and give thanks that your ancestors were allowed to enter this country and make lives here...for YOU. Try turning your fear and hate energy into finding and supporting solutions for those that are crying out for our help. This is not a political's a human issue....

Monday, November 24, 2014

Red Flags

Top 10 Red Flags

Top 10 Male Red Flags...
1) Clothes that don't fit / Exposed Underwear / Speedos
2) Excessive muscle growth
3) No body hair
4) Gold chains
5) Tattoos or Piercings
6) Baseball cap
7) Pencil beard
8) Tank top
9) Hair product
10) Saying "My baby's Momma", instead of "My wife or girlfriend"

 Top 10 Female Red Flags...
1) Staring into a phone
2) Clothes that don't fit / Exposed Underwear / Thongs
3) Shaving off pubic hair
4) Excessive plastic surgery
5) Tattoos / Tramp stamps or Piercings
6) Too much makeup and or Jewelry
7) Too skinny or too fat
8) Excessively long finger nails
9) Hair extensions
10) White people w/ dreads or cornrows

3-D Yin-Yang

Sunday, November 23, 2014

Happy Hallowthanksmas

According to anthropologists, this season was celebrated by North Americans of the 21st century. The three-month-long festivities ran from roughly mid-October to mid-January and honored the births of several important figures, including Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. and Jesus.

The holiday incorporated many pagan rites, most notably one in which celebrants imitated pigs to appease their god Early Bird Shopper. Rituals drove away the evil spirits of boredom, loneliness and cholesterol.

Laughing Buddha

Quotes from Buddha

“Hatred does not cease through hatred at any time. Hatred ceases through love. This is an unalterable law.”
“Work out your own salvation. Do not depend on others.”
“Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.”
“You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.”
“To understand everything is to forgive everything.”
“He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes.”
“If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change.”
“The only real failure in life is not to be true to the best one knows.”
 “All that we are is the result of what we have thought. The mind is everything. What we think we become.”
“Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.”
“Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.”
“You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.”
“Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.”
“Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace.”
“We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves.”
“The only real failure in life is not to be true to the best one knows.”
“You cannot travel the path until you have become the path itself.”
“An idea that is developed and put into action is more important than an idea that exists only as an idea.”
“When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky.”
“However many holy words you read, however many you speak, what good will they do you If you do not act on upon them?”
“A jug fills drop by drop.”
“The tongue like a sharp knife… Kills without drawing blood.”
“Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.”
“Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.”
“A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.”
“There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt. Doubt separates people. It is a poison that disintegrates friendships and breaks up pleasant relations. It is a thorn that irritates and hurts; it is a sword that kills.”
“The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart.”
“Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little.”
“Teach this triple truth to all: A generous heart, kind speech, and a life of service and compassion are the things which renew humanity.”
“The whole secret of existence is to have no fear. Never fear what will become of you, depend on no one. Only the moment you reject all help are you freed.”
“No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.”
“The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, worry about the future, or anticipate troubles, but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly.”
“Your work is to discover your work and then with all your heart to give yourself to it.”
“What we think, we become.”
“To conquer oneself is a greater task than conquering others.”
“Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace.”
“To keep the body in good health is a duty…otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear.”
“There has to be evil so that good can prove its purity above it.”
“Whatever words we utter should be chosen with care for people will hear them and be influenced by them for good or ill.”
“Every human being is the author of his own health or disease.”
“All that we are is the result of what we have thought.  The mind is everything. What we think we become.”
“All wrong-doing arises because of mind. If mind is transformed can wrong-doing remain?”
“Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.”
“Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.”
“However many holy words you read, however many you speak, what good will they do you If you do not act upon them?”
“Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.”
“Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.”
“In the sky, there is no distinction of east and west; people create distinctions out of their own minds and then believe them to be true.”